Skamphax0r

Where to start?

I think the first post should give you a little background on who I am and why you would want to read what i have to write.

My twitter bio says : "Computer repair guy extraordinaire/ geek / father /
husband / brother / all around nice guy :)" and that pretty much sums it up..its not much.. but im not big on talking about myself.. and for the flaws, you'll have to figure that out for yourself.

I am married (2 years!) to my beautiful wife Katie, and we have a daughter (almost 2 years!) Emily... A cat that pisses me off more than any living thing can, and a dog that doesn't have the brains god gave a small dead goat. I swear like a drunk sailor, and am not afraid to fart in public. (kinda knocks that nice guy thing out of the park huh?)

My friends are funny as hell, and my family is the same way.. if we are not making fun of each other or telling stupid jokes, then something is wrong. hell even when something is wrong you still gotta bust balls to lighten things up.

so, why should you be catchin what im spittin? i dont really know. Ill most likely be putting some links to funny shit here and there. tell you stupid stories about how I fell down the stairs and landed in the fucking cat box, or just tell you about how emily is growing up.. sprinkle that with little bits of "wisdom" (you saw the quotes right? ) and call that shit a blog!

so check back, or subscribe and we can get this party started!